Yes, it’s true, I stole all my ideas from Greg Berger when we got stoned together at Macchu Picchu. But he deserves it. That jerk sold me this bracelet he said was amber and it totally turned out to be plastic. It’s people like Greg Berger that really make me wish we had unmanned drones in our arsenal of counter-insurgency weapons in Latin America. Greg Berger’s filmmaking is bad for Mexico. I would like to kill him and eat him with a nice chianti. Can you believe that gringo tried to get an interview with me based on the outrageous claim that he was 1/16th Cherokee? Fiction filmmaking and citizen journalism shouldn’t be combined the way Greg Berger does in his films. They should be kept separate, just like the social classes. Sasha Baron Cohen (Creator of Borat, Bruno and Ali G.) Greg Berger and his band of degenerate filmmakers are responsible for the introduction of at least a dozen deadly tropical diseases from Latin America. Augustin Carstens Governor of the Bank of Mexico Evo MoralesPresident of Bolivia John NegroponteDirector of National Intelligence under George W. Bush Álvaro UribePresident of Colombia Lou DobbsFormer Television Host